“This is the secret of good storytelling: to lie, but to keep the arithmetic straight.” Kurt Vonnegut
A dear friend of mine has Alzheimer’s Disease. He has lost the capacity to tell stories, so I tell stories for him.
Here is a Map of the Journey we took today.
Chicken Soup to Gun Porn
Cold weather ~ Chicken Soup ~ Grocery Store ~ “Dollar Store” ~ Magazine Rack ~ Crochet Pattern ~ Gun Porn ~ Guitar Lessons ~ Western Cosplay ~ Dutch Oven Porn.
(Note to self: Remember your number one rule of teaching: “Do not bore the students.” Don’t tell others this story because it’s probably boring.
Objects in a Bag 